Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Obtuse

xxxx's flagged message
From flagger to xxxx:
Hey Jxxxx, How are you doing?

From xxxx to flagger:
I don't mean to be obtuse ... but how do I know you?

From flagger to xxxx:
you mean you don't remember that time I went down on you and you cummened so hard you wet the bed??

From xxxx to flagger:
Sadly, no. Your first name might help. I really am embarrassed ...

From flagger to xxxx:
bummer... I did that to you like a year ago. Dxxxx's the name.

From xxxx to flagger:
So why didn't you come back and do it again. I must've enjoyed it.

From flagger to xxxx:
you never responded back.. rough time for you.

From xxxx to flagger:
Are you serious? Do you have me confused with someone else? Did I meet you on here or in person?

From xxxx to flagger:
Can you be a little more descriptive about the date and how we ended up in bed? I really am sorry ...

From flagger to xxxx:
at the dog park. You had just told me about the little puppy that you got. Golden Lab.

From xxxx to flagger:
Yes, he's a big 110-lb puppy now. And how did we end up in bed?

From flagger to xxxx:
3 beers and a shot of jack and you.

From xxxx to flagger:
This would be easier to chat about ... or talk. Unless you are gaslighting me?

From xxxx to flagger:
Hmmm ... nah. I have never done shots of Jack.

From flagger to xxxx:
You're 2 other doggies agree too.

From xxxx to flagger:
what kind of dogs do you have?

From xxxx to flagger:
I did not fuck you. You might know stuff about me, but I really, really do not know who you are. You are starting to make me nervous. you need to be open about who you are if you claim to know so much about me.